"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MYG OD
Best post I’ve seen in a while
can you imagine one day logging in and
i wouldnt know what to do
"shit did i post an opinion"
The fact that the photo Sam’s looking at and smiling
IS ACTUALLY FROM THE DAY HE GOT HIS SOUL BACK
same clothes, bobby’s house, beers and food on the table*
EXCUSE ME NOW. I NEED TO GO CRAWL IN A HOLE AND CRY FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH.
Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.
cuddling is so perfect when you think about it because you get really close to someone you love and it’s like saying “hey human, theres a lot of humans in the world but you’re my human and i love you”
THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED
DUDE THIS IS ADORABLE
Just got this gem from my brother’s girlfriend
i love being friends with my moms friends on facebook
A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean